Colds suck too.

While I'm on an it sucks streak I might as well add colds. Especially when your a wife or a mother and have a cold. That really blows. Oh but wait your a mommy or a wife and you other shizz to do so you can't be sick. That laundry won't do itself and neither will those dishes or the bed time routine or the good morning routine. When your head feels like exploding and your nose is dripping like your toddler's and your ears are feeling their going to explode every time you cough and you just wanna stay in bed and not do a thing for the rest of the day or maybe even a few days, mommy still has to get up at 4 am and get breakfast ready for your daddy and get his lunch ready for him so he has something to eat at work. Despite this nasty wet stuff coming out of my ears after a decent coughing spell future mommy has still has to get up off this bed and do laundry and vacuum and all that future mommy stuff. Colds suck kiddo. They are mean and a nasty pimple on the buttock on the society. You cannot escape from them. This little rhino-virus will hunt you down. It will find you. When it finds you it will laugh and wave it gooey virusy wand at you and give you anything from just a cough and a runny nose to coughin so hard you puke and fever and a horrible runny nose and makes your head feel like it's gonna explode and a sinus infection and makes you feel so tired and over all crummy. It's not a good feeling. It sucks. Then there's the mucus. Some colds throw it on you and some don't. Be thankful for the ones that don't. The ones that do.... ugh. It leaves a terrible taste in your mouth and sticks to the back of your throat. It's absolutely terrible. Sometimes you cough and it comes up nice and easy and your better in a few days. Sometimes it's as stubborn as gorilla glue and just won't come up no matter how hard you fight it. Colds suck. But he's the one bright side of having a cold. People give you a wide berth must you go out in public. Oh and if your a girl and your lucky enough to marry a man that even half as good a man as your daddy, you get a free pass of sorts to be gross and not shave or wash your hair or brush your teeth cause you can't breath and you don't feel like doing anymore than what you gotta do. So you do some laundry and figure out if there's anything easy you can heat up or have him pick up on the way home.